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psst

2011-05-04T12:06:00.001-05:00

WWW.CHELTRONRULES.COM

i am here.

yo

2010-02-18T21:23:00.003-06:00

SUP

I'M A
BLOGGRRRRRRRrrr

BOOM BIDDY BYE BYE

2010-01-29T21:26:00.005-06:00

NOW LET IT OUTTTTTTTtttttt

so. hi ! guess what. ima draw some comics and ima discributes them and ima not be rich but ima be happy because ima be doin what i loves YA HERRRRDDDDDD ?? butchu know whas gun make me rich... my clothing creations. justchu wait n see. my brain is full of too much stuff, too much crap. hasn't taken a dump in awhile. like a real good dump. i feel it it's coming soon, just need some ex lax.
like that analogy ? i do.

boom biddy bye bye

now it's time to die !!!

just kidding, or sleep.
i'm not crazy i'm not loco just insane
IN
DA
MEMBRAINZ

okay let's get random real quick,
now sing along:

happy new year ?

2010-01-04T20:22:00.000-06:00

the strange boys VICE par-tay

2009-12-20T18:45:00.005-06:00

I don't remember when this was. Here are some crappy pictures.

love the strange boys !!

PAIN

2009-12-16T21:20:00.004-06:00

youtube blog ? i tink zo. worry not, pictures will be additionated in the tomorrows.

is it

2009-12-15T00:30:00.000-06:00

2010

yet ?

this year was stupid. please be over now.

things are on the up

2009-12-09T21:51:00.000-06:00

too much going on in my head. too many ideas. i need a clone of myself,
i think of shit.. and you do it for me. OKAY !!!

ME AND MY CLONE CHILLIN
... like a rabbit villain, hip HOP hip HOP

NA NA, NA.. NANA

2009-12-08T22:10:00.000-06:00

sleepwalking

2009-12-02T21:21:00.000-06:00

where do we go from here ?

chompers

2009-11-28T19:45:00.000-06:00

planes, trains, and crapmobiles

2009-11-25T22:13:00.001-06:00

Sometimes(allthetimes) you're in a situation and you have 3 paths you can take. The path that takes you where the bunnies and kitties are playing a field.. it's sunny and the trees are singing and you make everyone happy, and maybe yourself even in the long run, then you have the path where it's kind of hazy maybe a little misty and windy but you know the skies will clear up and things will get better eventually, and THEN you have the fire burning demon hell breathing path that screams at you that this is wrong and you'd be crazy to take it !

You stand there, look at all of the paths.
Then take a chute, not a ladder to hell.. why ? because your life is fucked up.

and we're all going to die
eventually
ANYWAY.

goodnight, oh ! and happy thanksgiving !

WWW

2009-11-22T20:09:00.001-06:00

achoo

2009-11-10T23:49:00.001-06:00

i lied i went both days.

and now, i go to bed.

Happy thorsday

2009-11-05T19:44:00.000-06:00

I wish my brain could just type what I'm thinking and what I wanna post. Then this place would be p o p p i n g. So bla bla, this weekend is the FUNFUNFUNFEST! (like you people didn't already know that) How essiting. The festivals in austin have the perfect amount of spacing between them. Gives weaklings like me enough time to regenerate a new liverlife. I'm just going on Sunday. 2 days in a row would have me weak in the knees. Also, most of the bands I wanna see are playing then. Namely:

VIVA LA VIDA.. yeah I take forever

2009-10-29T21:25:00.000-05:00

Too much going on in the world, here are some pictures from mexic-arte's viva la vida.. like 2 weeks ago. ha.

gweedos

2009-10-22T20:11:00.000-05:00

BANDITS, banditos.. takin over.. like MO.ski-toes

i dunno, some doo doos.

INDIAN STYLE, KNEES BENT, HANDS TOGEVA

god that lyric was stuck in my head AWL day.

I'm going to bed soon. I hope when I wake up, the world is a better place. Or a box of kittens is at my front door. Either way, goodnight.

[yea i'll take two-a yous guys]

boi plz wutevr

2009-10-22T01:03:00.000-05:00

today i feel like

you MUST PLAY ALL 4 TOGETHER, it's like magic almost better

oh hai.

2009-10-19T17:13:00.000-05:00

Slackin, slackin.. always slackin on the postage. Had a busy week working on some etsy things. I had a new genius idea today as I was riding my scooter home from my favorite thrift store (thriftland) .. sweater dresses! Old beat up guys sweatshirts, I'm gonna alter them so they're fitted and long. No baggy arms and frumpy mcfrumps. This one will be my first project - I'll take pictures of the end product but how fucking awesome is this print:
in the words of rachel zoe.. I DIE.

Alright I need to shower and head over to the drafthouse, goin to see WHERE THE WiLD tHINGS ARE ! YAY.

One more thing, I would just like to say the TABLE MANNERS CREW plays the BEST shit ever. LOVE THEIR PARTIES !

wait by the light of the moon

2009-10-13T21:16:00.000-05:00

80's electronic.

2009-10-08T20:41:00.000-05:00

feel like a robot.

(play them all at once.. it's bananas)

you know your french well ...

2009-10-06T19:36:00.000-05:00

Totally had a blast this weekend.. and I didn't even go to acl. It was like a super mini sxsw with all the afterparties. Very nice, and I like. Thursday night I went to the HOPE benefit at the old fader fort. The Daily Juice was there with ginger mojitos.. and some other tasty concoctions. Love that place. It was a nice little party. Friday I headed over to beauty bar for the learning secrets party.. best freaking night, oh my gutness. Just chillin, checking out voxtrot .. drinkin some free drank (thanks malibu, you made my high school experience enjoyable also) .. then all of a sudden we're drinking champagne with phoenix. It was great, the sharpies came out and I wrote hello moto and cheltron on rob.
Things don't have to make sense.

Saturday.. I SLEPT so I could recharge my brain batteries for sunday. My friend was in town from NY so I went to a lil house party before we headed out to the pedestrian bridge. We were there for like not even an hour before the P0's shut it down. The weirdest shit happens at bridge parties, like seriously fucking weird shit. What is going on in this picture ??
and then there was the bouncy chic dressed up as elmo, how about that guy that almost jumped off the bridge. Yeah, I was one of the chanters, so? There are so many random creepers at the bridge parties.. it's so entertaining. So I should have more pictures but I don't, oh wait here's one random picture from that night. I'm holding a beer.. in a coozie. 2 things I NEVER do. h8onbeersohard.Yeah, I didn't have my camera on sunday either so maybe that's why. Laterz ACL.

I've been listening to THE SOFT PACK nonstop. You should too, they're so swell !!
Speaking of things I listen to, here are some records I will be listening to in the near future. Some gems I found at Waterloo
billy ocean, el debarge, AND lionel richie ? fuckkkkk. How could anybody ever get enough of this song:

AHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Gotta work on shit, I'm working on some canvas tote bags to sell on etsy, but not stupid boring ones I swear. Stupid and boring don't exist in my world.. okay well one of those don't exist at least ;)

HERE I AM

2009-10-06T10:47:00.000-05:00

ACL weekend was all that and a side of fries. Pictures later.. work now.

god this song was stuck in my head

2009-09-30T22:16:00.000-05:00

ALL DAY. Seriously, I'm crazy.

Actually, this jam is kind of bangin.
WHOA OH WHOA !

I have to wake up early & be productive.. go to the (goddamn stupid) post office and things of that sort. So I will not be viewing drunk, dancing maniacs in 3D. A shame, I wanted to check out highball but I need to keep my priorities straight (LAAAAAME). I will definitely be going to the HOPE event tomorrow after work and beauty bar on freitag !

i want pizza.

would you be mine ? could you be mine ?

2009-09-29T22:21:00.000-05:00

hello friends and neighbors.

I'd like to think I accomplished alot today, let's discuss. Went to work, got some cupcakes at deeeelish (lemon zest and cookies and cream to be exact).. then headed over to clementine after work to doodle and discuss weekend plans with a friend. A good thing to know that I did not.. is that every tuesday clementine has $1 lone stars and $2 drafts, also a buck off all other beers all night. If I enjoyed brewskis I would have been all over that. But I don't so I just got a honey nut latte (FUCKING GOOD). I'm gonna be up til like 3am now though so that's kind of a bummer. I didn't draw much mostly chatted but I did manage to whip up a sqweeky little orange mouse .. with no legs.
then I brought a little panini sammich over to my favorite person in the whole wide world's place and now I am here. At home, blogging like a nerd. Oh I did also wipe the dust off my flute from middle school (first chair, thx). I think I'm gonna start playing it again, then my neighbors will really love me. Check out the handsome little Bear dude posing with it. Silly guy.Oh ! And when I got home my muppet babies had finished downloading. Joy, guess I'll watch that until I'm able to fall asleep. I have tons of clothes I need to alter.

Eh, tomorrow.

sigh-o-nar-a

RRR + weak/end pics

2009-09-28T22:12:00.000-05:00

Yes it was a weakend because I'm ancient and I'm allowed to stay home and watch things like twins and clarissa explains it all. MMkay, alright. I did have fun at the show on thursday though. Great show of course, but I babbled on about how wonderful they are live below so refer to the prior to read that. They actually had cool lighting this time though ! Something southBy shows lack and who really cares aside from the fact it makes for some really cool pictures. Here they are:

and there ya have it. no video, i was too into it i guess. no idea who the guy is in the last pic, i love random people in pictures. i hope for random people in all my pictures from now on. i'll just make up something like oh that's my cousin jimmy ! sorry i'm rambling, here are some randoms in my camera from sat/sun:

i'll end this with a little slow jam for ya. the real shit and the ruff shit.

also,

ja rule ? is that you ?
goodnight.

emo's tomorrow: ra ra RIOT !!!

2009-09-23T19:35:00.000-05:00

I gots my ticket, did you ?
(please pay my unfinished brick wall no attention plz.)
that's the bear's head i'm shqweezin. little loomer.
this is me attacking him with my hand pillowz
okay back to ra ra riot, they are ABSOLUTELY amazing live.
best show (that i saw) during southBy for 100% sure.
here's them playing oh, la live in an attic that i wish i could have been in.

just great. amazing musicians.

anyways, so i'm back i guess. somewhat settled into my new pad on the east side. loving it verily much. not loving this gad dam rain. because i got a gad dam scooter. gad dam it. see you people at emo's tomorrow (BETTALISTEN). here are my wonderful socks:

new etsy store

2009-08-11T20:45:00.001-05:00

I make things for cats. I am officially O L D (and bored.)

HTTP://KITTYTALK.ETSY.COM

i love the crystals

2009-08-09T23:07:00.000-05:00

HELLO! !!!!

2009-08-07T20:14:00.000-05:00

If you wanna get sweaty, dance-y, & dirty this weekend go to this:

don't wear white shoes.

I am 80, therefore I will be at home knitting a sweater for my cat.

cool noises

2009-07-24T17:45:00.000-05:00

need to make a comeback.. is it just me or is there something similar about these 2 songs? just that beginning beat in my favorite girl reminds me of this shannon song.. or maybe it's another song i'm thinking of. eh who knows. I'm going to add some new things to my etsy store now, buh bye.

wanna dance?

2009-07-18T16:30:00.000-05:00

present, future & past

2009-07-14T19:48:00.000-05:00

please forgive my lack of updates, my mind has been m.i.a. (or i've just been uberduber lazy and sick). i mean something must be wrong with me i'm missing afrika bambaataa right now, HELLO! Anyways on to the future - tomorrow the dirty projectors will be performing at red 7. There is a likely chance I'll be there because they are wonderful ! Rancid tops the show list (hello middle school!) for this week though, they're performing @ stubb's on friday with Rise Against. I may have to rancid>tdp but we will see.other fun happenings this week:

Prints for Non Profit @ TRIPP (thanks for the headsUP)

also, VEGA is great so be sure to hit this event up

that's all i got right now. as for the past.. here are some videos/pics from 4th of july - now .. on the 4th - biked to town lake to check out the fireworks, and whoa crazy crazy crowded. thank god for bicycles. after that went to see henry rollins at emo's .. and bumped into angelo moore from fishbone ! quite awesome.

pewpew

hopefully this post was long enough. time to work on tings.

FADER PRESENTS: tooo morrow! 7/10

2009-07-09T07:50:00.001-05:00

RSVP right hur right hur

mellow johnny's today: tour launch party

2009-07-05T13:07:00.000-05:00

Tour De France launch party
Sunday, July 5th: 6-11pm
details here

feliz 4 DE julio, taxass

2009-07-04T13:37:00.000-05:00

I was hoping to see explosions in the sky at stubb's tonight.. but alas they sold out. Good for them, bad for me.. oh procrastination. Henry rollin's is tonight at emo's too, that may be good. If all else fails there's always beer & barbQ - house parties! Either way I'll be out on my bike tonight dodging fools on the street.
LOOK4ME

it's the subway!

2009-07-01T23:44:00.000-05:00

I have no idea what's goin' down this weekend.. been too busy being depressed about growing a year older. oh aging.. YOU SUCK! I do have pictures from last week's red stripe party I'll put up.

currently loving: andrea innocent

2009-06-29T18:09:00.000-05:00

wonderful australian artist, check her out!

run dmc on reading rainbow

2009-06-28T23:34:00.001-05:00

tomorrow night

2009-06-26T17:01:00.000-05:00

I will be here:

dear texas,

2009-06-26T16:52:00.000-05:00

this is how you feel:

michael jackson has passed...

2009-06-25T18:08:00.001-05:00

my heart is broken!
rest in peace.. you were the king of MUSIC (and fashion).
I LOVE YOU!

friday

2009-06-25T09:24:00.000-05:00

RSVP here

alfred hitchcock is a hero

2009-06-22T14:12:00.000-05:00

what a relaxing weekend. loving the summer films @ the paramount

the cupcakes, they were good.

2009-06-19T22:46:00.000-05:00

mmm DELISH

cuppycakes + movies

2009-06-17T18:51:00.000-05:00

austin folks, you must go to delish on w. 3rd. TOMORROW (6/18) Free cupcakes all day - gratis wine & champagne from 6-8pm. Can't say no to that. Thanks examiner.

don't have much planned for the weekend. just gonna go see one of my favorite hitchcock films at the paramount. YES!
wish i could go out and ride my bike.. this weather (100+) makes me feel like a piece of toast. no gracias!

lazy sunday - june 14, 2009

2009-06-16T17:43:00.000-05:00

cisco's, progress, domy, HOME-y
brunch, bevs, & books

ROT rally: june 13, 2009

2009-06-15T17:58:00.001-05:00

austin handmade + junk-a-thon: june 13, 2009

2009-06-15T10:46:00.000-05:00

austin handmade is pretty much a mini etsy austinite shop. I went to the 'soft' opening on saturday @ their new location - 2009 s. 1st. st. Tons of really awesome things.

after that i headed to the 'junk-a-thon' which was pretty much a cool little garage sale @ a house on the east side. I didn't find much for clothing but I did find these magnets:

these artists are hilarious: check em out here : and here

mexican american cultural center

2009-06-15T00:09:00.001-05:00

at night.

FAILURE @ industry studios: june 12, 2009

2009-06-13T21:42:00.001-05:00

robbie knievel + large men in little leather vests

2009-06-10T21:04:00.001-05:00

oh boy oh boy, badass pictures will be posted on monday. why so badass? um the ROT biker rally is this weekend. I will be biking around with some earplugs and my camera device. friday night will kick it all off, robbie knievel is jumping some trucks in front of the capitol building. I wish I had a bud light or coors shirt to wear this weekend with some ripped shorts and a beer coozy on my bike. dernit.

yomogi

2009-06-10T18:27:00.000-05:00

kittenknows on etsy!

2009-06-09T23:01:00.000-05:00

yes I've started my etsy store! YES!
I'll be adding things every day so be sure to keep checking back.
Starting with these 3... ready if you areeeee

I'm going to start reconstructing vintage everythings and selling there. Until I get www.kittenknows.com set up ! :) WATCH4IT

disney songs currently in my head

2009-06-08T21:24:00.000-05:00

ebay wins + watch list + chooz 4 sale

2009-06-07T20:38:00.000-05:00

had a moment of weakness this week with theBay.
oh well at least i don't buy expensive shyt.
I bought these sneakers in san francisco. They are patent leather and totally awesome.. just don't look right with all the black i wear ALL the freekin time. My loss your ____ : click here to look/buy

au revoir simone + oh no oh my: june 6, 2009

2009-06-07T13:55:00.000-05:00

first thursday: june 4, 2009

2009-06-07T13:36:00.000-05:00

zoom !

2009-06-05T22:45:00.000-05:00

this bike is so retro spacey.. i'm in love. look at that pouch! sigh..shit looks mad heavy though!

pillow queens

2009-06-05T22:25:00.000-05:00

http://www.myspace.com/pillowqueens There are only a handful of austin bands (that I know of) that I really like. I'll have to add these guys (plusgirl) to the list. Garage-y organized chaos with some raw vocals. Into it.

au revoir simone [AT] the mohawk

2009-06-04T22:51:00.000-05:00

http://www.myspace.com/aurevoirsimone

you better go.

beaks

2009-06-03T18:48:00.001-05:00

move your boogie body

2009-06-02T20:42:00.000-05:00

tomE.'s first ride: may 31, 2009

2009-06-01T19:33:00.000-05:00

furry happy monsters

2009-05-29T17:02:00.000-05:00

after work bike ride:soco - s.1st: may 27, 2009

2009-05-27T22:46:00.000-05:00

clarity

eastside: post fader party

2009-05-25T19:57:00.000-05:00

classicarally: south congress

2009-05-23T19:46:00.000-05:00

the cars! they have faces!

easter sunday: april 12, 2009

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eastside: cesar chavez

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warming casa: april 27, 2009

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woofstock: april 27, 2009

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